When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
why is half of my head shaved?
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