The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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