Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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