A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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