Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Non-Jews are for practice
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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