Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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