I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
