when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize