I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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