Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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