So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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