If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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