i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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