Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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