question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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