Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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