she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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