Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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