"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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