Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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