i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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