This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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