it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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