The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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