i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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