I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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