Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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