OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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