why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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