marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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