I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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