You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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