Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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