woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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