I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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