Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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