Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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