I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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