Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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