kristin has been a bad kristin
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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