and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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