dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
