for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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