Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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