He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
