My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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