why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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