Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
