Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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