Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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