I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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