everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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