When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
